Thumbs Up: Dr. Evermor’s Forevertron

It’s hard to put into words how The Forevertron made me feel when I first saw it–a cross between admiration and heartbreak–and how those feelings kept unfolding in every corner of the junkyard complex that houses this gargantuan scrap-metal work of art.

The Forevertron and its attendants are also impossible to photograph in a way that convey its wistfulness and wonderfulness, but here are a few paltry attempts of my own (and some better ones here.)

The Forevertron, central chamber

Forevertron, another inadequate view

Forevertron Telescope

Forevertron Love Cannon, which disables enemies with love

Flower in the Forevertron GardenProcession of Aliens?  Defenders? near Forevertron

As one wanders the Forevertron grounds and inspects the intense detail–saw blades layered by the hundreds to make tails for huge rusting birds, gears lovingly sized and welded around the mouth a gigantic piston housing as a floral border–the sense of awe and also sadness grow.   The amount of work required to assemble this structure (and the Victorian fairy tale of time/space travel upon which its aesthetic hangs) out of discarded metal is mind-boggling; the realization of the amount of waste in our world, and the expressed yearning for a better place to live and explore, is also writ large in its monolithic pipes, tubes, and engine parts.

Orchestral Chime Bird, Forevertron

The artist Tom Every is now in a nursing home, and there’s little information about him on the Interwebs or around Spring Green, WI (it is rumored he had a nasty falling-out with Alex Jordan, builder of House on the Rock–Every’s influence on certain portions of the House on the Rock seems clear, but you won’t hear anyone mention him there.)  I suggest taking the time to read the newspaper clippings hung up on swinging boards near the entrance to the Forevertron, since these give the most complete and intimate accounts of Every’s life and the Forevertron.  This PBS piece describes his transformation into “Dr. Evermor”:

“Every’s shift from wrecker to preserver of wreckage led to his “rebirth” as Dr. Evermor. Through this new identity, he would build the Forevertron. Dr. Evermor recalls this important period: “I became Dr. Evermor around 1983 when we started to build the Forevertron. I was a bit upset with the world, not so much the economic conditions as the judicial system and things like that, and I wanted to perpetuate myself back into the heavens on this magnetic lightning force field.”

Love Beam (detail), the Forevertron

Thus: Dr. Evermor’s Forevertron, a time machine with central transport compartment, a Gravitron (which lightens the traveler before traversing space), a telescope for skeptics to witness a traveler’s flight, and an elevated white wrought iron gazebo for the comfort of visiting royal observers.  The Forevertron is surrounded by an array of creatures and gizmos, and nearby one will find an army of hybrid animal/musical instruments and a garden constructed of pliers, springs, and bowling balls.

Victoria and Albert's Observation Gazebo, the Forevertron

Butterflies, the Forevertron

Bowling Ball Shrub, the Forevertron

For a stuck-up city kid, it’s worth pondering how so much creativity packed itself into a tiny town in Wisconsin–Frank Lloyd Wright’s Taliesin (Spring Green, WI was his hometown), Alex Jordan and his House on the Rock–and the Forevertron just hollering distance away in Sumpter, WI.  Three completely different lives and visions, in the middle of dairycow country.  It’s a little humbling, but maybe it’s all that wide-open, fertile space that allows the sort of large dreams that distinguished these artists’ work (or maybe it’s something in the cheese.)

Anyway, if you find yourself wandering Wisconsin’s Dairyland, stop by the Forevertron and have your mind blown.  And leave a donation–this is work from the heart, and the salvage store that hosts the Forevertron doesn’t charge admission (unlike the ungodly sum one pays to get into the broken-down House on the Rock.)  Adventurers, Away!

Toolheads--Warriors or Dancers? or Both?

THUMBS UP: The Mütter Museum, Philadelphia PA

19 South 22nd Street, Philadelphia, PA, 19103

The Mütter Museum is part of the College of Physicians of Philadelphia and the experience is hard to summarize.  This collection of medical rarities and historic forensic specimens is awe-inspiring and engrossing (emphasis on the gross, at times.)

Skull, Mütter Museum

From their website:  “The Mütter Museum was founded to educate future doctors about anatomy and human medical anomalies. Today, it serves as a valuable resource for educating and enlightening the public about our medical past and telling important stories about what it means to be human. The Mütter Museum embodies The College of Physicians of Philadelphia ‘s mission to advance the cause of health, and uphold the ideals and heritage of medicine.”

We couldn’t take any photos of the stuff inside, but you can see some of this bizarre and touching collection of medical specimens from days gone by on the Mütter Museum website.

It’s probably too much to tour the whole museum–though fairly small, it gets a bit overwhelming–but highlights include a collection of antique specimens showing different dermatological disorders (some real, others made of wax but exhibited in jars of alcohol to simulate actual tissue samples), a rare saponified mummy (a body that has turned to soap), human horns, autopsy materials from famous and not-so-famous murders, and–for those truly interested in the grotesque–a teratology exhibit (abnormal fetuses and infants.)

The museum maintains an air of dignity and respect for those who are exhibited there, but it is not entirely without a sense of humor–the gift shop offers souvenirs like smiling plushy microbes,  anatomically-correct chocolate hearts, and silk ties with skull or virus patterns for those of the ghastly/Gothy persuasion.

I found the section on war medicine from the Civil War very moving, and Samuel and I walked out of there feeling very glad to enjoy good health in the time of antibiotics and advanced surgical technologies.  We recommend it highly, but eat lunch well beforehand–you can visit the sweet and calming Medicinal Herb Garden afterwards if you get a little green.

Thumbs Up: Alligator Soul Restaurant, Savannah GA

Everyone raves about Mrs. Wilkes, but I thought the better Southern meal experience–though definitely Nouvelle Southern–could be had at Alligator Soul, just a few blocks away from Mrs. Wilkes. It’s located at 114 Barnard Street near the Historic District, in a nicely renovated cellar location–a repurposed granary with windows shaped like eyes, an architectural design that was once believed to create mojo to keep pests and thieves away.

The Walls Have Eyes

Fried Green Tomatoes, Nouvelle Southern Style

The amuse-bouches of truffled ground beef in a beignet crust and the ancho-honey corn muffins were fantastic, as were the house salad with sundried tomatos, stone-fruit, and goat cheese and the fried green tomatoes appetizer with chipotle mayo and sweet pepper relish.

Samuel, Soft Shell Crabs

Beignet Chicken

For mains, Samuel had the soft-shell crab and I had a beignet-crusted Southern chicken breast with a sweet/spicy dried peach bourbon reduction;  they were bursting with wonderful combinations and the portions are quite large for a gourmet restaurant (of course, this is The South.)

The menu changes frequently depending on what’s fresh in the marketplace, and the combinations are inspirational–one of the few meals I’ve had in the past couple years where I’ve stopped mid-mouthful to savor in amazement at the complexity of the flavors.  They offer chef’s tasting menus and wine flights for foodies.  Full bar, good wine list, and a great experience.

The couple next to us wasn’t happy however–their mashed potatoes were cold and there was some problem with their coffee–but they were a little older and I think expecting something conventional.

Anyway–highly recommend it.  Reservations are necessary; it’s definitely the hot joint in Savannah these days.  Oh, and the chocolate pecan pie with butter toffee ice cream was divine, y’all.

Give me li'l sugar.

Thumbs Up: Angelo Brocato Ice Cream and Gelato

214 N Carrollton Ave, New Orleans, LA 70119-5109

(504) 486-0078 | www.angelobrocatoicecream.com/


    I loved the stracciatella (Italian chocolate chip), it was creamy and flavorful, clearly homemade and fresh….but wish I’d looked more carefully before ordering!  As soon as I was handed my gelato, I noticed the display case beyond the register that had fresh spumoni, cassata (spumoni/cake combo, yum!) and baked Alaska too.  If I could have eaten more I would have tried them all!  They also make several varieties of authentic italian cookies, available in gift bags, and have a grand old school espresso machine–I love coffee with my ice cream, and American joints never have it.  Go indulge!

    Thumbs Up: 1896 O’Malley House


    Dining Room and Parlor, 1896 O'Malley House

    120 South Pierce Street, New Orleans, LA 70119

    +1 1-866-226-1896 | www.1896omalleyhouse.com


    If you ever want a cozy but connected B&B in New Orleans, we can highly recommend 1896 O’Malley House.  This was our TripAdvisor review:

    Title: Wish We Never Had To Leave!

    From the moment we stepped into 1896 O’Malley House we felt welcome and charmed.

    The house is warmly and tastefully decorated, the coffee and wine are always flowing (having just passed through Texas, it was the first decent cup of coffee we had in days, for which we will be eternally grateful.)  It is redolent of cedar, the beautiful wood used to build much of the house. [Ed note: it’s actually cypress, not cedar, but smells the same to me.]

    Room 1 was amply sized for the two of us and we loved our jacuzzi tub!  The bed was very clean and comfortable and the fast and consistent wireless network made it easy and efficient for us to catch up on work projects and business communications.

    Larry has extensive, detailed knowledge of all the local restaurants and attractions–they have a huge compendium of menus and music info available in the lobby–and he gave us a fantastic referral to the latest hot foodie joint (it was just as good as promised.)

    The location is right across the street from the Canal Street trolley car, which goes directly to the French Quarter or City Park (and connects to the St. Charles line through the Garden District.)

    Food was great and service excellent!

    Our visit was relaxing, informative, and stressless.  Laissez les bon temps roulez while you’re in Nawlins, but get your sleep at the 1896 O’Malley House!